For the first time in my memory, this weekend you could see South Stradbroke Island from Point Danger, 45 kilometres away.

I couldn’t get a good photo from Point Danger so this photo is from Currumbin Creek.

If you’re worried about the machines taking over, don’t be too worried, they won’t be able to win us over with their art.

This is AI created heavy metal.

Luna approaches an elderly lady on the beach, I look at them both smiling and say “say hi!” The lady looks my in the eyes and says hi.

So that’s how we got our second child who’s also an elderly lady.

Pizza Hut. Dine In Restsurant. Kirra, Queensland, Australia. 2020. Sad face.

Father of the year, photographs his daughter picking up some seaweed. Seaweed is actually a bluebottle jellyfish. When do I get my medal?

Snapper Rocks in April

Coronavirus hitting the wedding industry isn't all abd

In the first year of going full time with the business of being a celebrant each time someone booked me I’d elatedly call Britt with this overwhleming feeling of joy and emotion that someone would choose me, plus I’d be secretly crying.

After a few years it becomes a little bit normal, still special, but I generally didn’t cry when people booked me.

Just got a booking. Got emotional, told Britt, cried a wee bit. Feels good.

See you in December, Adelaide!

If COVID-19 doesn’t get me, rescheduling weddings and elopements probably will. Welcome to my TED Talk.

Breathing from a hole in my lung, I had no one. With faces in front of me racing through the void in my head to find traces of a good luck academy // Straight Lines

If you’ve ever thought that Facebook was listening, it is, just not through your phone’s microphone, but through your activity. Everything you do, everything you click, everything you like, gives away more than any app released by a government.

Just after the Coronavirus first hit the economy bad, I invested savings, a house deposit, into a managed fund. Today we withdrew that cash so we could buy a house (because we’re currently living in an Airbnb) and I made a 1.9% profit. The Milky Bars are on me.

Australia: Uses their child’s name with a capital first letter then a number at the end as a password, and also has strong feelings about the COVIDSafe contact tracing app’s privacy implications.

The iPhone SE is the last hurrah of each generation of iPhone

The range of hardware seemingly now known as iPhone SE is in some ways the last hurrah for a generation of iPhone.

The iPhone SE 2016 was the ultimate of the iPhone 4/5/5S line, and the iPhone SE 2020 is the ultimate 6/6S/7/8.

John Gruber says it well in his 2020 model review, “Like the iPhone 5-style 2016 iPhone SE before it, the new iPhone 6-style iPhone SE feels like the canonical ideal of the form factor it embodies.”

The iPhone SE of 2023 or 2024 will no doubt be the ultimate, best-of, version of the iPhone X/XS/11 range.

Today in old white male news, one old white man claims that his use of a smirking pose on a dark background with his name in an all caps serif font has been copied. Old white men nationwide are outraged.

New Wiggles > OG Wiggles

What do you think we should build? - Andreessen Horowitz

anyone murdered at all during self-isolation

Homocide Detective: Yeah, it was definitely the wife.

About 10yrs ago I had a burger at a small town in Western Australia whilst driving across the desert to Perth and I haven’t received an email from that burger artist yet to find out how they’re responding to COVID-19. This is super disappointing. It’s like they don’t even care.

I’ll know this virus has gotten really bad when the Qantas On-Hold Music Band start doing free concerts on Instagram Live.

Considering that all of the pubs and bars are closed, is now the time for all of them to agree on a national beer size standard?