An email from @Walgreens and @Channel9 about an @abcnews report on @BillGates and @richardbranson investing in #Bitcoin was plausible until I realised the ABC can’t afford this kind of investigative journalism anymore #RefundTheABC
I hope there’s someone still employed in media to do one of those cool end of year wrap up videos to enjoy as we all drink ourselves into oblivion on the evening of December 31st, 2020.
I don’t talk about this much, but I used to be married to the idea of sleeping past 7am. Now that I’m a dad, and because Britt wanted us to be exclusive, we had to divorce, but I really do miss sleeping around 8am.
I think the girl walking ahead of me is in real trouble. It smells like she’s drowning. Drowning in perfume. She may be on the way to buy more perfume.
Nestle, why not just rename Chicos to ‘Small Dark Skinned Children Lollie That Has A Racist Undertone’.
Luna’s all about new apple products this week
Things you never think you’ll say to your child: “Do you want to wear a hat while you do a poo?”
I feel like a lot of the opinion on lockdowns is coming from people who’s businesses and incomes haven’t actually really been affected.
When COVID-19 took the stage, the Australian government/s simply wanted to flatten the curve, so we shutdown society and put people out of work. Today the curve has flattened, they’re talking about waiting for a vaccine. Is anyone steering the ship? Where’s the leadership?
Some people think the Hackintosh is dead after today’s Apple announcement about moving to Apple Silicon.
I think Hackintosh will just move to, are you sitting down? Apple Pi.
Try the veal.
#applepi #hackintosh #applesilicon
Luna & I are walking through a local shopping centre when she points at a girl & loudly proclaims “Mumma!”
I look at the teenager & sincerely say “you are the chosen one!”
This is the most fun you can have with a toddler and a terrified girl before the police get involved.
Has anyone considered how the Flight Centre captain is doing through all this?
Melbourne during COVID-19 or the Melbourne Zombie Shuffle?
Only Apple would, and could, run an advertisement encouraging me to watch a keynote presentation at 3am.
Remember that time that K-Pop Twitter and Alt TikTok worked together to make the President of the USA look like a fool?
If Donald Trump is campaining to make America great again, is that hinting that he didn’t succeed the first time round?
“From schools to workplaces, we are told that ordinary negative emotions and experiences—fear of failure, or sadness over a breakup, maybe—should be treated or eliminated. Feeling bad is bad.”