America, just think of Kanye West as your rebound president. You don’t need to love your next president, you just need to spend some time with someone else for a while so you can learn to love yourself.
I, for one, welcome our new Yeezy overlords.
How do you break it to your mother-in-law that you eloped in secret?
I’ve got some ideas and they’re in this week’s Rebels’ Guide To Getting Married podcast. Search for ‘rebels guide’ in your podcast app, or find the links at therebels.guide.
If any out of state friends need to get into Queensland to watch an AFL match, or to witness affordable house prices, my cartel is taking expressions of interest in a tunnel.
Apply within.
The year is 2020 and Victorians being smuggled into Queensland is a concern
A change of format to The Rebels Guide To Getting Married
Throughout this COVID time of life I didn’t know where to go with my podcast, The Rebels’ Guide To Getting Married.
Then I was listening to my friend’s podcast, Trevor Long’s EFTM podcast, and he’d started taking calls helping people with tech support and tech buying decisions, and I realised that I used to do that for a living - take phone calls on the radio. So I’ve taken The Rebels’ Guide to a talk radio kind of format. Think of it like talkback radio for weddings!
I’m a bit rusty on my radio skills, it’s only been a decade, but here’s my first episode back, I hope you love it :)
Search for ‘The Rebels Guide To Getting Married’ on your favourite podcast app, including Spotify, to listen on your phone.
“‘Right,’ she nods—because there really isn’t a great way to try to respond to an older, popular male talk show host telling you that all men have sexual thoughts about underage girls.” - Elle Magazine on Megan Fox
Because Victoria can’t control it’s Rona, Queensland, hilariously, is now the ‘Home of the AFL’. As a proud Queenslander, let me join the statewide chorus of Go Lions!
Weren’t the eighties a different time. Could you imagine The J. Biebers Band releasing a song today about how Justin’s found his high school crush on the front page of Pornhub.
Having never attended an orgy, and not being educated on orgy culture, is The Beatles’ Come Together an anthem for orgies or is it too obvious an inclusion so dumped from the orgy playlist?
Nothing grounds you more than an email from a potential client apologising for a delay to an email because “this week is a chemo week”
Made the news today
Apple’s Beats 1 radio station launched five years ago today
Five years ago today Apple launched a radio station, Beats 1.
If you were to ever listen, you’d find that it’s a really good international radio station.
It’s just hidden in the back of the Apple Music app, instead of just being present when you turn on your car.
Position is an underrated element of product.
In case anyone asks, I’m listing all of you as deductions on my tax return this year.
It said I can claim any tools I need in my life to do my job.
Name a better Wiggles song than The Wonder Of Wiggle Town.
I’ll wait.
I feel like I’m going through a break-up with the best-laid plans of mice and men.
Hello? Is that the police? I’d like to report a group of people youthing outside my home. It’s past my bedtime and they’re just out there being youth.
If it’s good enough for the finance bros, it’s good enough for me, I’m starting a new year on July 1.
Maybe that will help my mental health?
Just remember guys, we’re all in this together, except Victoria.
Not many people know this about me, but I’m not an astronaut.