Do people not offended by #cooncheese even buy anything other than supermarket-brand cheese?
Asking for a friend.
Get back to me when your daughter has a PLU on your local cafe’s point of sale system.
Whenever someone talks about closing the boarder I’m always impressed that so many people are renting out spare bedrooms to people who don’t mind being opened and closed.
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Syncing to the cloud
Watching Luna chase a reluctant mum + 2 kids around the public playground hoping that they could all play together is bringing me much joy.
The mum left the house today certain that the only person her kids would be playing with today would be her.
It took ten minutes but Luna won. She’s now leading the other kids around by hand.
Germs, Withers DNA, dirt and all.
Nice flex, Qantas
Britt and I argue over getting news and information from Instagram or memes, and this is my argument, as written by Terence.
”The whole investigation took me 5 minutes. A Web search, a few clicks, and some ctrl+f‘ing. These are basic skills, and you should use those skills before you share something which sounds too good to be true. Treat any claim without a URl as suspicious.”
Luna upon seeing a polar bear IRL. I think it might’ve been a nicer experience if the polar bear was in the wild and we were running for our lives, but here we are folks.
I was tracking flights for January for a wedding I have/had booked in Orlando. I think it just got a little more expensive/impossible.
Luna us leaving home and moving to Sea World
To save you the awkward work of calling your dentist asking if you can pay with exposure, let Ryan Jon do it
Now taking applications for people wanting to join my Mindful Clown Posse. We meet on Tuesdays at 6am for chai tea.
Breaking: Yacht club memberships are rising suddenly in Victoria as the premier rules masts to be compulsory for all Victorians
That feeling when you’ve done all of Brighton.
What’s everyone’s thoughts on forewords and introductions in books? If they were supposed to be part of the book they’d be chapter one, right? Am I a bad person for skipping them? Am I missing out?
The lockdowns will continue until morale improves
The new FlyerKeeper initiative is a winner, thanks ScoMo ✈️
150 people at a wedding in NSW, but, everyone seated, no mingling, no singing, no dancing. Make sure you invite Kevin Bacon to your wedding.