I thought I’d take the time to tell you an old story from the first time I ever thought about a wedding, it was actually 25 years ago this month.
So on this one faithful August night in 1995, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged onto the verandah out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass outdoor table with his face.
Totally ruined the mood.
Now, I didn’t know Joseph that well, I can’t even remember where he was from, but I’m sure you could imagine I put my plans on hold to help get him to the hospital.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye leaving him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend!
Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and they eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
As happy as I am today, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 31 📷 Love
Humble brag photo post about travelling somewhere
So I hire a car from Avis for the night because that’s the easiest and most simple way to get to Brisbane Airport early tomorrow morning, and only $10 more than an Uber and the Airtrain.
Now someone’s crashed into the hired car.
My life is so exciting.
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 30 📷 Discovery
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 29 📷 Flake
“People pay money to see others believe in themselves” — Kim Gordon, Sonic Youth
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 28 📷 Emotion(s)
“Out there things can happen And frequently do To people as brainy And footsy as you.”
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 27 📷 Overcome - as the Australian burnt bush fights its way back to green after a bushfire
Hey guys I would like to invite you all to join my multi level marketing scheme for beer. If you can convince 10 of your friends to drink beer, and they can convince their 10 of friends to drink beer, then I think we’ll be rich.
If Google was really committed to not being evil, they would remove pre-roll ads on Rick Rolls
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 25 📷 Relentless
Fill ‘er up, mate
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 25 📷 Hope
August photo micro-blogging challenge day 24 📷 Frosty
This is so awkward, I misunderstood. I’ve been preying for you, not praying for you. I don’t know what I’m going to do with these dead animals.
Never forget the day ScoMo became PM
Anyone else find themselves trying to lead a really exiting life so when the COVID contact tracers release the list of places you’ve been, everyone would think you’re cool?
Just me?